Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies

Subject: Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:39 am

The Title says it all! Yes, I will be lobbying to create a series of random books that are based off of my sick twisted comedy, based around important characters in World of Warcraft. I can mix South Park in occasionally, but I'm not much of the South Park fan and don't know much.

Ideas So Far:

Series 1: Farces of the Alliance... Wait...

Book 1: King Varian's Secret Life

Book 2: What happens in Old Ironforge, Stays in Old Ironforge.

Book 3: Gnomeragan - What ARE they doing?

Book 4: What REALLY happens when Night Elves get free time?

Book 5: Exposed, Vulnerable, and Hella... Blue?

Series 2: Mishaps of the Horde...

Book 1: Thrall's Crib

Book 2: Cairne's Herbal Rememdies, And What They REALLY Do!

Book 3: Vol'Jin - A Shadow Stalker Tale.

Book 4: The Real Story Behind The Undercity!

Book 5: Quel'Thalas Resorts!

Series 3: Scenic Areas of Azeroth - Horde and Alliance Special Two Set Series with 8 Whole Books!

Book 1: Stormwind and it's "Stockades"

Book 2: Oh Orgrimmar! Your so "Pimpin'"!

Book 3: "Dead"beat Undercity.

Book 4: Futuristic Pimp Pad Nabs!

Book 5: Ironforge only has 1 Magni Bronzebeard.

Book 6: Darnassus - The Definition Of Toon Town

Book 7: The Makeover Capital - Silvermoon

Book 8: I Pee Vee Pee on Thunder Bluff!

Shut up, they have cheesey names, and they will take awhile to create IF you want them. If not I just wasted 5 minutes typing this and thinking of names, and I will never get it back. Good day.

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Some of them I can tell will get kind of explicit, and even thought he theme is a twisted comedy...BWAHAH!

I want it to be kid friendly.

Apprenied

Half approved.

Subject: Re: Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:48 am

Okay, which ones are too explicit of Titles? Cause I can change them, maybe, if I think of ideas.

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Book 1: King Varian's Secret Life

Book 2: What happens in Old Ironforge, Stays in Old Ironforge.

Book 3: Gnomeragan - The Fuck Are The Gnomes Doing?

Book 4: What REALLY happens when Night Elves get free time?

Book 5: Exposed, Vulnerable, and Hella... Gay?

Series 2: Mishaps of the Whorde... I mean Horde!

Book 3: Vol'Jin - A Shadow Rape- Stalker Tale.

Book 4: Futuristic Pimp Pad Motha F*****!

Book 5: Ironforge only has 1 Cup.

Book 6: Darnassus - The Definition Of Whore Town

Subject: Re: Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:13 am

Alot of them aren't bad. The Ironforge One, the Varian One, The Night Elf Free Time.

The rest are bad, I'll admit that. I changed em in the above post.

Subject: Re: Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:27 am

Since we are trying to incorporate 'South Park' into everything in this server, you should really watch a few key episodes:
Imagination Land (Parts 1, 2, and 3 -- pay very close attention to the forest critters)
Manbearpig
Make Love, Not Warcraft <- Designer would need to have this episode subconsciously memorized

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Don't forget Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride!

Subject: Re: Book Collection: WoW Related Funnies Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:10 am

BlackGirl0 wrote:: Don't forget Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride!

Gay Animal Sanctuary as well...

also the Evil Forest Critters...

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