Hi. I'm Aruikai.
I'm all ages and no ages.
I'm neither straight nor gay.
I know how to speak russian in spanish.
I can drink water and taste beer.
I can run as fast as you can.
I spend most of my time making of maniacle plans of teabagging you while you sit at your chair reading this.
I like speaking in this color.
Stay the hell away from me and we'll get along just fine.
And if i dont get a daily 24-pack of MONSTER then we're gonna have a problem.